Former 'glamour' model and aspiring Olympian Jordan Katie Price and husband Peter Andre brought the British rag News of the World to their knees on Thursday.

According to reports, the duo accepted substantial damages and a public apology from the paper after the tabloid newspaper falsely claimed they were uncaring parents.

Price read from a statement outside the courthouse:

"Pete and I love our kids and would do anything for them…Anyone who has kids can imagine how it would feel to be accused publicly of being bad parents. We came here today to see that justice was done and that our names were cleared…Now that the paper has accepted the story wasn't true, apologised to us, and paid us damages and our costs, we believe the record has been set straight and our names have been cleared."

Congrats!

She's a great mom, y'all.

Have you seen her sex tape????

Toe fucking!

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Wow, it seems like everyone is coming out with their own perfume fragrance these days.

We need to do one as well!!! Ha ha ha ha

The latest "celeb" to create her own scent is Ray J's former sex tape buddy, Kim Kardashian.

Kim says on her personal blog, "It has always been a dream of mine to start my own perfume business, since I love to mix fragrances together and come up with new and different scents! I hope you understand my total excitement."

Oh, fun.

Kimmy will be working with New Wave Fragrances.

They're the ones who also distribute True Religion and Ed Hardy's fragrances - neither of which we would wanna smell if they gave it to us for free.

Adds Kim, "It all started when my mom introduced me to famous perfumer Caroline Sabas from Gras, France. She and I have been working together to create a scent that is uniquely me that I can share with everyone!"

The perfume will be sold in the US, as well as in Australia, England, Germany, and Japan.

The target date set for it to hit stores will be by next May, just in time for Mother's Day!

Hah, yea, that's what every mother wants to receive!

Will U go and buy Kim's perfume?

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Mario Lopez has turned down a $200K offer to pose naked for Playgirl magazine.

Lopez has said, "It's not something for me at the moment."

So, there'll come a time when it IS the right moment?!

Interesting…

Is he holding out for more money?

P.S. Doesn't steroids make your peepee shrink????

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Multimillionaire Jay Z has been sued by current and former employees of his NYC club 40/40, according to reports.

The employees claim they were denied hourly wages and forced to be compensated by customer tips alone.

WTF?

They also assert that they were forced to pay for breaks, spills, and "walkouts" on the job.

The report goes on to say that hundreds of former employees could be eligible to collect on the claims if their case wins in court.

Things aren't looking good for Hova.

The source claims that a federal judge has admitted the club owners violated federal labour laws after reviewing an earnings report for at least two workers who showed they were not paid for overtime at the venue. The judge said, "The record contains corroborating evidence of the allegations."

Such disappointing news.

We always thought of Jay Z as a pretty good guy.

Seems like there's never a drama free moment in the lives of the Hogans.

Teen-trolling Linda Hogan is now claiming that ex-husband Hulk Hogan is 'staking her' and has asked a judge to step in and order him away, according to new reports.

The Cougar wants a stipulation in their divorce case amended. She says Hulk is "intentionally 'pushing the boundaries'" of an earlier order to stay away from their home and beach house and is pissing her off by parking on the border of the property and following her and her guests.

Cougar Hogan wants the earlier order to prohibit Hulk "from harassing, following, threatening or stalking with Wife, entering the curtilage or outdoor premises of the marital and beach homes."

A hearing is scheduled for this coming Tuesday.

Awww. Is the Hulk making things weird for Linda's 19-year old boyfriend??

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Wesley Snipes must have some good lawyers working on his behalf!

A judge has granted Snipes' request for permission to travel to London and Bangkok for 'work'.

Interesting note — Snipes' lawyers are arguing that the judge in the case made several errors before and after his February conviction.

Is allowing Wes permission to go abroad an 'i'm sorry' from the judge?

The Feds will likely appeal this decision.

Hop on a plane now, Snipes!

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The world's most precious dog, Teddy Hilton, and Perez are featured in the latest installment of MySpace Celebrity's "The Fit."

It turned out super cute and Teddy will just make you melt!

You must CLICK HERE to check it out.

As you know, the upcoming movie The Dark Knight will feature Batman battling it out with the Joker and Two Face.

The original plan was to have the Joker, played by Heath Ledger, return for the next film.

However, given that after his death they more than likely won't recast for the role, some changes have been made and the next villain has been revealed.

If another Batman flick is made, he will then be going up against the Riddler.

The last Riddler was played by Jim Carrey in Batman Forever, though no word on if he'll return. More likely than not - he won't.

Actor Gary Oldman, who plays Lt James Gordon, says of casting choices for the next film, "I don't see why not. I mean, they did it with Katie Holmes' character. I understand that this is a different circumstance, but I think another actor could do the job. I think Heath would want another actor to do the job. Maybe we don't need the Joker. Because we'll have The Riddler."

Katie's character, Rachel Dawes, will now be played by Maggie Gyllenhaal. You know Katie is too "big" now for a Batman movie.

We'll have to watch The Dark Knight first before we even consider watching the next film….though this one is getting GREAT reviews!

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L.L. Cool J looking smokin' hot on the cover of the new Men's Fitness.

Drool!

Looks like Dopey needs money!

According to reports, Pete Doherty has teamed up with an author/ex-drug addict named Sean Boru to write an "intensely personal biography" which will focus on Dopehead's relationship with Kate Moss.

$$$$$$$$$$

That can buy you lots of crack!

Boru tells reporters, "The whole premise of the book is Pete talking about Kate Moss and the sex and drugs and rock'n'roll lifestyle they shared. I wrote to Pete when he was in jail about my experiences when I was a drug addict and we built a relationship. He knows I understand where he is coming from and this is the first book that properly details his private life with Moss - which is what everyone wants to read about."

Cokate must be pissed - and not in the drunk sense.

We have a feeling she might be trying to cock block this book's release. We hope she does.

Get nasty!